2014. júl 28.

Introducing: Mademoiselle Soccerita

írta: Ross Satyr
Introducing: Mademoiselle Soccerita

Soccerita.jpgWell, do not ask about her strange name - it has been given in a tender process where the winning bid sounded like that. There was one single bid, that of Mr József Somogyi.

Do not ask about her nationality, either. She is present in all big cities and all little villages, in each and every country on each and every continent. Do not ask about her age. She is simply ever-young. And do not ask her if her hair colour is natural. She is light blonde - but smart and wise. Now, let us have a look at Soccerita's detailed Identity Card.

First Name: Soccerita
Last Name: - - - - -
Occupation: Footballerina
Personality: Fairy
Hair Colour: Fair
Behaviour: Fair

Further on, some features of a football player follow like this:

Strength: Smile
Weakness: Tears
Boots Colour: Rainbow
Post in line-up: As the head coach wishes

There is an interesting thing with her. As she crosses a country border, she may change her name. So, she is Gretchen in Germany, Austria, and partly in Switzerland; she is Sophie in France, Belgium, and in another part of Switzerland. She is Ulla in Skandinavia and in Baltic countries; she is Polina in the Czech Republic, Slowakia and Poland. She is Swetlana in the Ukraine and in Russia; she is Jessica in Britain and Northern Ireland; she is Dana in the new countries of the former Yugoslavia; and she is simply Szöszi in Hungary.

What could we say more when we wave goodbye? Be good, Soccerita, score many goals (never an own one), be smart enough to choose always a better team than the previous was.

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